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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Back when I was still on Reddit, I made a comment on a chess sub saying that in chess you are not allowed to make your king "commit suicide" to explain how a stalemate works. One day later I got a message about suicide prevention because someone flagged me for promoting suicide.

What a dumb site.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean in all fairness it was probably a bot that flagged that.

By the time I left (API shenengigans) Reddit was already a place where bots interacted with bots half the time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One of my favorite moments on reddit was spotting a bot that spouted unrelated nonsense. I checked the comment history and found users responding earnestly to the nonsense. While it was hilarious, it was also quite sad, the state of those people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One of the funnier ones for me was a “your words are in alphabetical order” bot replying it to the haiku-bot that replied to the human first. The alphabetical-order bot didn't reply to te the human as well; but to the haiku-bot, mind you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

What people? "It's bots all the way down, of course!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They should have known you were just horsing around.

[–] Klear 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

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