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And why are HR and candidate hashtags

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[โ€“] JackRiddle 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't want employees to leave my company

step 1: pretend to be recruiter for other company and message own employees

Step 2: force any employee expressing intent to leave company to leave company

Step 3: ???? Step 4: profit

[โ€“] fsxylo 8 points 1 day ago

Guarantees their employee works somewhere else.