this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That unnecessary comma makes this read like a command

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some people have a problem with the left photo, some with the right photo. And some are furious because of THAT FUCKING COMMA!!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

why use an Oxford comma when you can just

can just end the fucking sentence.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I actually like it, but, I suppose, I like to use commas.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Commas are great for lists, and for combining two sentences into one using a conjunction like and, or, but, etc.; like I just did.

If you made each side of the comma a sentence then arguably neither would make a complete sentence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

but, you know, english isn't everybods native language, so i don't give a fuck, if someone puts a comma somewhere, where they shouldn't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't mind all of the commas except the last 3. I think the comment should have ended after "fuck".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In your opinion, were there too many commas in my original comment? (Serious question)

Edit: just because I'm curious. I like my writing to be at least somewhat proper.