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Ya, this dude doesn't make any sense. He contributed every paycheck for 34 years but never looked at the account? Never once? Did he keep the same job for that long? How does he even know he was contributing if he never looked to see what it was doing? And he thinks he's uncovered some big conspiracy like no one else has used a 401k before? We're missing a huge part of the story.