this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 week ago (15 children)

This reads a bit like satire. Really good satire!

The "girlfriend-zone" is a word im stealing from this...

[–] Mouselemming 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's being too nice.

It's the Fuck Zone,and too many guys put all the women in it who aren't in the Mom Zone or the Bitch Zone (and there's some overlap there).

[–] imsufferableninja 14 points 1 week ago

just don't break both your arms, apparently that causes an expansion of the fuck zone

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