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[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Don't plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today" is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

[–] Loss -5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours