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[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Used to lead big hikes. We had an "80% return rate is good". Partial bodies counted.

Yes, this was a joke for attendees.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny that you can have a 99% return rate and everyone is dead because they are missing a main artery or something

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Works for me. Just gotta meet those numbers.