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I actually forgot JD was a political figure, let alone Vice President of the country.
I literally thought "who?" when I read the hotline. It's almost pitiful.
But I will not spare pity for him.
Not vice yet
Unless someone's fermenting[sic] a rebellion or planning an Adjustment, I'm not sure how that is a meaningful distinction. His ticket won and is due to be sworn in this month.