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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I feel 'Magic' is able to cover a lot of these....

Anyway

Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Enjoy being 16 trillion years old and bored out of your mind, if you're even still sane lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle

I know what I signed up for.

Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans... But never kill me or take my wealth to reduce my power. And also we'll have a rivalry that borders on the homoerotic sexual tension.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I'm sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.

Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Need more rules, does magic cover teleportation?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

I don't see why not, but it would depend. Wizards can separate but need to know the location they are going too, so pick your own universe rules haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport

Accidentally teleport into deep space. Fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

You're invulnerable, just teleport again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

its just self teleportation so you'll have to do it by the arm load

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no adjectives with teleport lol, could teleport objects without yourself as well using the given information.

Real world Santa Claus teleporting objects under everyone's Christmas tree if you got rich enough. Prop up entire economies off by building presents for holidays on man made islands of renewable trees etc

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

exactly santa brings the sack, he figured it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Still pretty efficient if they also hit the gym and make their arms/back strong.

They carry a lot less than a vehicle, but the travel time is instant.