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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I will be Useless Man!

Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

From this chart, being attractive, smart, or rich are abilities, even gadgets is listed. Logically it doesn't make sense, but following the rules laid out, those are probably up for grabs.

Also, who knows what they mean by magic, maybe you can go look up David Blaine.

[–] DannyBoy 2 points 1 day ago

He can siphon a tank of gas quicker than anybody else. He makes a living stealing gas from parking lots.