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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The justification is that tribes urged the government to save a species of fish, which fox news considers wasting water, no blame is put on corporations that use impossibly more water for snack cultivation eg pistachios which they consider to be the white corporation owner's god given right.