Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And most modern cars are less than a second or two away from deadly speeds while driving if not already travelling at deadly speeds 😅

[–] anomnom 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?

[–] prettybunnys 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.

The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.

So that’s fun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

People need to drink more water.