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Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

They’re scared, but they’re building a defense to continue as usual.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah one guy could easily take out two people, I recommend every CEO and CFO surround themselves with 6 minimum wage workers with guns.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉

[–] [email protected] 29 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I can imagine a movie like

  • form security company
  • become successful , hired for many rich people
  • everyone thinks you sold out
  • execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

That's basically the plot of Revenge of the Sith.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

One can dream right?