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Not all chainsaws (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Buddy and I bought a cabin once, real nice forrest area. Absolutely beautiful country. Then out of nowhere these college kids started killing themselves all over our property! I met the girl of my dreams that weekend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If that's the movie I think it is, one of the dumbest most hilarious lines I've ever had the misfortune to enjoy - "...are you okay?!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Dale and Tucker vs Evil is up there with Cabin in the Woods, Shawn of the Dead, and Army of Darkness