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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

... and you are so unique as to be virtually unemployable. Many jobs these days want you to be siloed and do not want to pay for extra skills. Replaced by a fresh grad who does only one thing but does it well.

[โ€“] Naz 5 points 3 days ago

Employment Contract, Pay Grade: $134,700.

"I can conjure objects out of thin air"

Materializes a stack of gold bullion bars

"We offer a signing bonus of 20% for extraordinary talent such as yourself"