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[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh a gift to the boss for allowing you to have this opportunity would be the cherry on top.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

and also: you just got diagnosed with cancer but your doctor thinks you'll be okay because your employer provided health insurance is going to get you the medicine you need to beat the cancer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

"Look, before you start, I just want to say I'm so grateful to be offered a management position, and I won't let you down!

Now down to business, who do we need to lay off before Q1 budget report? Just give me a name, and I'll handle it."