Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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LinkedIn 3rd person (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I wrote my resume exclusively in second-person POV, to reel the recruiter in and set the scene for what it would be like to work with me (bad)

You pull up Mister Doctor’s resumé and scan the contents starting with the summary section. Mister Doctor has chosen to write his resumé in second-person perspective you note, hoping to impress you with a spark of originality. You hate it, he has failed.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've read this is the Stanley Parable narrator's voice, which I assume is the intent.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It was the narrator from Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf for me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

ooh, that one is pretty good too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Rob cantor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Absolutely same!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm reading it like the Broken Earth books.

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