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Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.
Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.
We've had that for nearly a century, it's just state fair food because even Americans have standards.
Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it's a TLC reality TV show called "My 1000 lb Family" is a rite of passage in this country.