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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon visits America (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 159 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Wait 'til you see the child size soda.

It's 512 ounces, or roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It's a real bargain at $1.59.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

Straight from the orphan crushing machine. Delicious

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