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Not his nightmare (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I'm glad I'm a lucid dreamer.

OH NO, FREDDY KRUGER CHASING ME!

Wait, that means I'm dreaming.

This is my mind. Now I make the rules. Oh no, Freddy, you're in my world.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Now let's see what you're packing ;).

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I bet Freddy Kruger is hung like a hamster. Like Hemingway was.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sits in the couch

Now take your clothes off... but keep the gloves...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Damn, no wonder he is so mad all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Can I conjure trap doors to nothing below things I hate?

Yes?

I must be dreaming.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Should be the next movie