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Many self proclaimed Christians have not read the Bible , and are appallingly ignorant of the bulk of it.
And when they do know the stories like the good Samaritan, they don't live it.
Wealthy Christians should not exist.
Yeah, no kidding. A good example: Watch this clip from 3:52 to 4:05: https://youtu.be/Vr3ZNvv0aco?t=232
(here's what was said if you don't want to watch it, but watching it is much funnier than reading it:
Magat Lady: I think it is time where God is separatin' the sheeps from the goats.
Donie: Which are you?
Magat Lady: I am a, uh ... I'm a goat! 'Cause I ain't a sheep! I'm not doin' what they tell me to do!
Donie: Hm.
I so so much wanted Donie (the interviewer) to go "Bzzzzzzzzzt!" I'm sorry, the answer was 'sheep'. 'Sheep' is what God was looking for there. I'm afraid you've been disqualified."