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An Open Letter From America's CEOs: This is Supposed to Happen to Schoolchildren, Not Us (hard-drive.net)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Will anyone think of the shareholders? Who will fillate their balls if CEOs didn't exist?