Shitty admin

217 readers

70 users here now

Welcome to Shitty Admin!

This community is for shit posting about terrible things computer admin do. Cross posts are welcome and so is satire.

Please no politics or harmful content

founded 1 month ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

How do I stop from getting horny when installing network equipment? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

14 comments fedilink hide all child comments

When I run and crimp cables I always get super horny. How do I stop?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Union -> Better job -> no demo of old cabling full of condensed negatively charged fart Hantavirus* dust -> stress free and satisfied stripping and squeezing new KittyCat6 all day -> less showering after work -> less scrubbing** -> less tugging.

* Don’t fuck with Hantavirus and filth in general for real though. Be careful around mouse poo and demand more from employers who think IT is immune from safe workplace standards.

** Like a man

Edit: I meant to shitreply but not sound preachy but solid points so I’ll leave them but really I just wanted to talk about dirty fart cables because I have kinks too.