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[–] [email protected] 102 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (18 children)

Poser racists think all Asian people are Chinese, all Hispanic people are Mexican, and all Black people are African. Professional racists can identify your home region by the minute traits that they loath about you.

"The slight trill in their accent and the width of the bridge of their nose tells me that they are from the Cassidian Provence of Blahgistan just north of the Arno Mountain range... bloody Cassidians taking our jobs!"

[–] Object 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] TriflingToad 10 points 4 days ago

"I can see that the hair has split ends so we can narrow it down to 45 degrees of the equator, that hair clip that has 3 black stripes in the middle so that means we can narrow it down to Southeast Pennsylvania. Actually that scar looks like it was made from the fence surrounding the Walmart on Driver Road..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That and absolutely nobody wins.

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