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You'd have to check with your local criminal lawyer or DA who would likely point out such exciting charges as accessory to a crime, accessory to murder, aiding and abetting a crime, criminal conspiracy, and 8 or 12 other extremely similiar charges which would all be dropped simultaneously on you and you'd either have to hope a competent attorney can navigate those charges for you and convince a judge and jury you ain't done nothin', or, as they'd prefer, you plea to something like manslaughter and only spend a few years in prison and a decade on parole, or, just sign the paper that your friend did it and talked about it and only get six months and 8 years on parole (which is $350/mo, usually). Bear in mind you'll be in jail until all that is settled, which hopefully is less than a year but no promises. Unless you have $50,000 on you, cash.
Oh, btw, the justice system is super fucked up.
whos to say its your friend. im still curious on the distance. murders happen in the world we live in. are we all accessories?
I'm not sure if there's a feet-and-inches thing, but if you're in the same car that counts.
what if your tied up in the trunk?
You probably would roll on the shooter pretty quick, i'd think. but hey - depends on how competent and interested in hosing you the DA is. Maybe you planned to be tied up in the trunk to avoid being accused.
lol. yeah. 4d chess it. make sure they sodomize you to really sell it.