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Here is todays devils panties and wow. Been knocking it out of the park this week to me. Although not really the take here it makes me think about mercury in fish. As a doomer I actually feel that even if global warming was taken away by a genie wish and we 100% did not add carbon going forward we are in real trouble because of pollution. In our planet and in our products. I mean it seems when people talk about the rise of civilization they talk about agriculture growing staple crops, but fishing to me is even larger in importance for civilization. Its been our staple protein for most of history. Then of course we have the use of pesticides causing the increase in arsenic in our staples to. ugh.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You'd have to check with your local criminal lawyer or DA who would likely point out such exciting charges as accessory to a crime, accessory to murder, aiding and abetting a crime, criminal conspiracy, and 8 or 12 other extremely similiar charges which would all be dropped simultaneously on you and you'd either have to hope a competent attorney can navigate those charges for you and convince a judge and jury you ain't done nothin', or, as they'd prefer, you plea to something like manslaughter and only spend a few years in prison and a decade on parole, or, just sign the paper that your friend did it and talked about it and only get six months and 8 years on parole (which is $350/mo, usually). Bear in mind you'll be in jail until all that is settled, which hopefully is less than a year but no promises. Unless you have $50,000 on you, cash.

Oh, btw, the justice system is super fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

whos to say its your friend. im still curious on the distance. murders happen in the world we live in. are we all accessories?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if there's a feet-and-inches thing, but if you're in the same car that counts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what if your tied up in the trunk?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You probably would roll on the shooter pretty quick, i'd think. but hey - depends on how competent and interested in hosing you the DA is. Maybe you planned to be tied up in the trunk to avoid being accused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

lol. yeah. 4d chess it. make sure they sodomize you to really sell it.