Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Cantaloupe (can't elope)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh dear that’s terrible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I used to hate this joke, but now I'm kind of meloned out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That was much much better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.