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Corn rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Finally someone with a science based explanation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon... Not a poopflated kernel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there's more than water in poop, or there should be unless you're having a really bad time.