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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

As a young dude, I used to get frisked often. Now, I wonder if I could put on a wig and change my frequency. I miss the human contact.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Congrats, this is the saddest thing I've read all month and it's fucking Christmastime.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Oh, that reminds me. If I book a flight on christmas, maybe I'll get the TSA present.