And since this meme comes from Reddit, I made 100% certain (adjustment for inside the USA: 120%) to not research it in the slightest, just putting out here all confidently-like without a care in the world for anything other than how it makes us feel.
The USA is 248 years old, but our presence on the continent is much older.
Perhaps it somewhat depends on who you mean by "our":-)
Knud Puppetsen, is that you on the picture?
I thought I was clear: I'm John Tyler's grandson! (/s:-P)