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submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm adopted?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

IVF counts

how?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Same principle, smaller scale;)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fair point, still counting it as a creampie, though!:))

Edit: did correct my use of "ovule," though, thank you!