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And if that wasn't possible, fleeing to some remote wilderness is the next best option for him.
Unless he was a pro assassin and survivalist. The option I would go with is a trusted friend (not family member) outside of the state that he could live with in their basement or something while growing a beard and somehow his general look.
That's another good option. Though it's in some ways more risky.
Either way, growing a bitchin ass beard is probably one of his next steps.