We can't have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can't do it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!" -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"I'm a law-abiding citizen, I'd never do anything dangerous."

"Okay, how fast were you driving just now?"

"I'm pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The children yearn for the coal mines

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hah! Oh, wait, that's almost actually a thing again...