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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I should start an online gravepissing business. You pay me, I go and piss on whoever's grave. I'll do this one as a freebie though.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How much extra if I want you to eat nothing but asparagus for a day prior? Also, can the grave be open and does the person inside need to be dead?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know what, forget about the grave

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't call me the golden god for nothing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It seems like the business has pivoted into more of a niche area.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Obviously whipping your dick out is illegal. But is it legal to bring a cup with you to the graveyard?

I hope his grave's location gets leaked. Pun intended.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'll still pay you. Or give you a kidney or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

How much for doing Ronald Reagan?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

But this way, You're having all the fun. How bout I piss into a jar, send it to You, and pay You to pour it over someone's grave. Do we have a deal?