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Paramount+ Introduces AI That Prices Shows Based on Your Desperation (isglitch.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Now charging viewers according to their emotional investment and plot anxiety

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is a satire site, fyi. Paramount is not actually doing this

Edit to add I subscribe to Paramount because Star Trek. They also have a lot of great old movies. Their app sucks though, and the bright blue start screen almost gives me seizures

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently well written satire based on all the other comments.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 3 weeks ago

... and this is their A-game.

Fools think good satire is easy because it's effortless to enjoy. They don't know absurdities have to be a punchline, and relevant, and distinguishable from reality.