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Amazon's New Warehouse Robot Mocks Workers With Bathroom Breaks (isglitch.com)

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Latest AI Enhancement Includes 'Biological Function Simulation Protocol'

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

hahaha I ate the onion at first and I'm going to choose to laugh instead of be depressed at the fact that I thought it was a plausible thing amazon might do

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