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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Survey:

  1. I always tell the truth in surveys

  2. I always lie in surveys

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Okay, but how does this help me get past the gate?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago

Jump magic jump

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

"Would the guy on the right tell me that the gate you're guarding on the left is the correct way?"

If the answer is yes, the right gate is the correct one. If the answer is no, the left gate is the correct one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

how would the other respondent fill out this survey?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I especially lie on corpo surveys. It's delicious hatorade.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/fake-data-haterapps/

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2 (I don't normally but I am now >:)