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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Every time somebody wishes death to that bastard Satan adds another day to his life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Damn, this guy's going to live a thousand years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So if we wish him well, will Satan take away days?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No, where do you think Satan gets the extra days from?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Penis to penis or get the fuck out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

My bad, I thought you were responding to the touche response.

Touche means touch, so if you're going to touch it has to be penis to penis obviously.

To answer your actual question, the extra days of life come from dampnuts followers, channeled through misplaced worship to the dark lord into his life reservoir.