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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A monk once got locked out of the monastery.

To get back in, he went to the market, bought a dozen bananas.

He thus got hold of the monkey, unlocked the gates, and went inside.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m very confused

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The monk was able to get in with the key monk-key). He was no longer locked out!

🔒 👉 🔐 👉 🔓