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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Way too short to be a real C++ error. Needs a few more pages of template gibberish.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Template<Instatiation::_1,_2,_3, Instatiation2::_1, _2<closure::wrapped<_1[map::closure_inner]>>, Outer<Inner<Wrapper>>>::static_wrapper<std::map, spirit::parser::lever<int, std::array>::fuck_you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds legit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Syntax error: unmatched thing in thing from std::nonstd::__map<_Cyrillic, _$$$dollars>const basic_string< epic_mystery,mongoose_traits<char>, __default_alloc_<casual_Fridays = maybe>>

(from James Mickens' The Night Watch, highly recommended with his other essays: https://mickens.seas.harvard.edu/wisdom-james-mickens)