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no.
I am starving, brother.
You can't handle my oats. For my oats are the finest in the land.
Brother, I tell you I am going to starve, and I want only your strongest Oats.
As am I brother. The tall skinny ones threw the oats at me. ME BROTHER. I do believe they have taken a liking to me.
No brother! I have seen this before. I have observed many things. From the roaring beasts that the tall skinny figures crawl inside of to travel far beyond the horizon, to how the figure weeped when the other had fallen into a deep sleep. And from my experiences I have learned that they will give extra oats to one of us before taking them into... the shed of no return.