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“Confidence is the key to success” claim wealthy, attractive people (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tall men are more likely to get promoted.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

women will pick the tallest guy regardless