this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
430 points (97.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

19623 readers
21 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] jubilationtcornpone 48 points 3 days ago (6 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] jubilationtcornpone 21 points 3 days ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)