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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the vampire documentary "Dead and loving it" distinct straw-slurping sounds can be heard so I think this is indeed correct.

However when I was a kid I totally thought vampire bats also do the sucky-sucky not the licky-licky they actually do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

In the Billy and Mandy documents a elderly Blackula is incensed when he is accused of sucking blood, he elaborately explains that vampire bats, as well vampires don't suck blood, they scrape and lick.