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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Beans are sad emergency food.

If I'm in a situation where beans are necessary, I'm awfully desperate and out of options.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm Norwegian, I make my own meaty beanless burritos every Friday.

The only good traditional variant is birria. Beanless.
Burritos should be a treat, not a beany staple.

[–] zalgotext 8 points 2 days ago

Beans can absolutely be a treat if you cook them right. I'm sorry you've never been able to experience tasty beans.

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