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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union... And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.