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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.