CanadaPolitics

2168 readers

128 users here now

Placeholder for any r/CanadaPolitics refugees

Rules

Keep the original title when submitting an article. You can put your own commentary in the body of the post or in the comment section.

Reminder that the rules for lemmy.ca also apply here. See the sidebar on the homepage: lemmy.ca

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

408

"I can't believe anyone would vote for Trump," says smug Canadian man planning to vote for Poilievre (thebeaverton.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

63 comments fedilink hide all child comments

OTTAWA – A smug man from Canada wasted no time this morning chastising Americans for re-electing terrifying liar and felon Donald Trump, despite the fact that he plans to vote for terrifying liar and asshole Pierre Poilievre in the next Canadian election.

Matt Hunter, a 36-year-old barista, took time away from attending a Poilievre rally to rant about how stupid Americans were for falling for Trump’s fascist bullshit.

“I just can’t believe that someone could look at a petty asshole running on slogans, lies, and faux outrage and think, ‘Yeah, this guy will be good for the country,’” Hunter laughed, taking a quick second to repost an “Axe the Tax, Build the Homes, Fix the Budget, Stop the Crime” tweet on X. “It makes no sense. Luckily we up here in Canada have more common sense. Pierre says so.”

“When Poilievre becomes Prime Minister next year, he’s gonna stand up to Trump. They’re so different in ways that I can’t even describe. Don’t even ask me what those ways are. Just trust me, bro. He’ll bring Canada home again.”

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Spot on.

This is Canada's largest weakness: we put the bar at American stupidity, and anything marginally better gives us insufferable smugness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I did the same with my idiot brother. :-/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

People just don’t realize that our Conservative Party was taken over by the Reform Party (thanks Harper)

If they did everyone would just move one party to the left