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Daily Discussion Thread: 👼👼👼 Friday, November 1, 2024 (aussie.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Stay calmer
When you wanna harm a llama
Call a llama farmer!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

True story. Last year at a bar I met Australia's biggest llama guy. He was in Melbourne before his flight to Peru to conduct llama business. I bought him a cocktail and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af). He gave me his card but I don't think I have it anymore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok, how did you get from talking, to giving him a massage?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

When I get rly drunk I just start asking people if they want shoulder massages. Lots accept. That night I also gave cute female colleague a shoulder massage that I was much more keen on

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You bought him a cocktail and he got a massage. He had a great night then didn't he?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af).

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I can't breathe, I actually cackled so suddenly and loudly I started the cat and my partner. Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dude. No words 🦙🍹

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I'd be jealous too if I was u

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That’s astonishing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Llama llama duck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

🦙🦙🦆 you are now responsible for my probable 3am brain worm

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

WTF! Shut up indeed 🦙🦙🦙x 1000

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ahhahhahahahah

I just really love horrible histories tbh, and that jingle just lives in my head rent free.

Have you seen Charles II? He's a fire stoppah

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Jane grey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I s2g if pachacuti gets stuck in my head again....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh man that's such an insidious earworm haha

My fav is the Charles Darwin one tbh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I had tudors stuck in my head last weekend cleaning the greenhouse. Extremely surreal