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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No thanks. I'm full from all the unattended treats left out last night.

Here's some for you ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Much appreciated

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'd like some child fat and a broomstick please

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only have adult force fat leftover from yesterdayโ€™s roast ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿงน

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe heโ€™s a child at heart? Force, disclose your water dipping status! We want to journey skyward.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea what you mean about water dipping status. I am over 18 and I have swam before

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are you baptised/christened? Apparently it matters for flying ointment

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Negative, all my sins are still mine alone

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

To the rendering pot with him!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ooh, perfect timing. Can I have a giant heaped platter full of all the fried foods you have, with pavlova on the side please.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐ŸŸ๐Ÿซ”๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฅ ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿง

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can I plz have a less than a fist full of lollies, a dinosaur nugget, some deodorant, some horse poo (which I will actually pay for) and a consultant paid by the hour.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฆ–๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘พ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Some nose plugs and something to help with the nausea.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A bitter pill and a spoon full of sugar please

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฌ