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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

            
              live in Florida
they're free

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren’t those alligators?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. Just the tip. I promise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn't believe that there's crocodiles in the US either!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

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